EvErYtHiNgHaPpEnSfOrArEaSoN
band you don't like/care about: hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!
(via bruce-jeremy-joe)
(via thebestlolz)
(via -goingpostal)
Teenage girls 364 days a year: My mom is such a complete bitch. She thinks she's allowed to control my life but I don't want to live by her stupid rules. I hope she dies and goes to hell because I hate her and I never want to see her ugly face again.
Teenage girls on Mother's Day: Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful loving woman I have met in my entire life, there aren't enough cards in the world to show my gratitude for my mother, I love you mom <3
Me: I love my mom 365 days a year.
